Cash. It's what's for Dinner.

DC3: "What's for dinner tonight?"

Me: "Steak! I've already got it marinating. Should be ahh-maze-ing! I'm also making baked potatoes. What else would you like to have?"

DC3 (groaning because he hates steak): "Could I have a turkey sandwich as my side, please?"

Me: "Really??! It'll be delicious, I promise."

CC: "Oh my gosh! I can't believe you don't want to at least *try* it!"

DC3: "I'm good. Really."

CC: "You're gonna have to learn to like real food, Daniel. Otherwise, you're just gonna starve if the zombie apocalypse ever happens."

DC3: "Good thing zombies aren't real then, isn't it?"

CC: "Well, what would happen if you ever got lost in the woods and had to survive? You could eat deer meat or maybe fish. That'd probably be the easiest thing to catch."

DC3: "I'd rather eat the $20 bill in my pocket than eat a fish."

CC: "Well, I hope it tastes good 'cause you're gonna need to eat a whole bunch of them to keep from starving to death."